Funny Pickup Lines
Humorous lines to break the ice with laughter
Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart warm.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm paying attention.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.