Clever Pickup Lines
Intelligent and witty lines that impress
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
If you were a library book, I'd check you out.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you a software update? Because not right now.
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be a variable in my code, because I can't function without you.
Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you.
Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Are you a ninety-degree angle? Because you're looking right!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
I must be a derivative because I'm totally checking out your curves.
If you were a website, you'd be on my bookmarks.
Are you a Tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You must be Spotify, because I could listen to you all day.
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.